transparent problem

- Boy, how I'm gonna tell my mom about this?
- All the dirty part I'd leave out. Just tell her, you met a guy, like him a lot, could be serious, he's transparent...
- Are you catholic?
- No...
- That could be a problem.
- You know something else
- Mm
- If you were blind, we would make the perfect couple.

- memoirs of an invisible man (1992)